Fuck The Alphabet!

a-b-c-d-e,
f-g-h-i-j-k-l,
m-n-o-p-q,

r-s-t-u-v,
w-x-y-and z,
that's the Alphabet

Over the Lazy
Dog, the quick brown fox did jump.
That's every letter.

Take a look at Q,
What a dumb looking letter,
It has a penis

V's, for vagina
Why you might ask? Just because,
It resembles one.

N is a pussy
It isn't even complete
three fourths of an M

I's not much better
Its barely half of an L
The word tittle sucks

One more left to hate,
That is C, Looks like an O
With a vagina.