Bananas...a girls bestfriend

Bananas do have
Sucrose, fructose and of course
Glucose and fiber

PMS? Fuck Pills
Eat a banana it has
Vitamin B6

Bananas can help
Regulate anemia
through hemoglobin

Problems going poop?
As said before bananas
Have lots of fiber

Banana milkshake
Sweeten it up with honey
Cure for hangovers

Bananas have a
Natural antacid use
Way to slow heartburn

Mosquito bites suck
Before reaching for bite cream
Rub banana peel

Nervous about stuff
Vitamin B calms your nerves
It’s in Bananas

B6 and B12
Lessen nicotine withdraw'ls
Both in bananas

Penis, Penis, Penis. Vagina, Vagina, Vagina.

Penis, Vagina
They can make a perfect pair
Sans Chlamydia

Grabbing boobs is grand
Consensually or not
Love feelin boobage

Chicks complain 'bout head
They are not licking a fish
Need to quit bitching

Gotta love doggystyle
You don’t have to look at her
Place to put your drink

Missionary sucks
You put in all the effort
The chick just takes it

Boozing

Boozing is super
But it can't beat getting smashed
Or getting hammered

I like getting sloshed
But sometimes getting 'faced rules
Or getting blotto

I'm gonna get drunk
Or possibly retarded
But surely wasted

Party at James'

Partying is fun
Especially when dressed up
Get too drunk to fuck

Party at James'
I will Probably black out
Someone take me home

Chris will be MY guest
Awfully presumptuous
To think otherwise

Being drunk has perks
Dogs turn into total babes
Want to gnaw arm off

Much fun will be had
Hopefully there's no vomit
Actu'lly...Who cares?

Owwie!

I play basketball
Normally its good to me
Last night it hurt me

Me elbow does hurt
Yes, I’m whinning like a bitch
But it hurts a lot

It has been injured
I refuse to let it heal
Jacking is too fun

Speaking of jacking
Nothin beats copulation
Spouge on female face

My Balls

Squalid and wrinkled
They hang dangling like sand bags
Guarding my grundle

Shorn or otherwise
They itch, obstructed by pants,
Begging for gold bond

Bastions of man butter
Stalwart round leviathans
The size of grapefruits

Dropin Knowledge On Ya!

Any human being
Two hundred twenty cell types
Will be found. I swear!

They're Pluripotent
They can develop into
Every type of cell

Yes Stem Cells are rad
Have the capability to
Self-renew themselves

Two types of stem cells
The types are embryonic
And Adult stem cells

I’ve said they are cool
Then what is the fuss about?
Could be a human

Doctors create them
They can merge a sperm and egg
Or now they can clone

Come Along with the Snorks!

Come along with us
The ocean's anwer to Smurfs
Have some fun with us

Allstar was the leader
Nobody fucks with Allstar
He gets mad Snork babes

Junior was a cock
His dad is rich or some shit
I don't know; he blows

Casey was a babe
Allstar totally snorked her
I would have also

Ocky was a squid
Pretty sure he was a squid
Yeah... yeah a squid

Tooter made beep sounds
He was like a wet Harpo
Got annoying fast

Dimmy was a dork
He ate a butt load of food
Never gained a pound

Daphne loved Dimmy
Why, Daphne? You were so hot!
Way out of his league

Jo-Jo: disaster
They jumped the shark with Jo-Jo
Two snorks? Come on guys...

Come along with us
Sweeter and radder than Smurfs
Have some fun with us

Team Tight Army

Who’s Running This Now?
Team Tight is up in this bitch
Better show respect!

Mortgaging he does
Guess what? his name is Jimmy
He’s in love with Link

Block is working for
W Promote
But Misses Dartmouth

JP is single
He was about to marry
He’s since seen the light

There is just one Swede
He goes by the Alias
Of Dental Boy Chris

Medical School is
James’ forte, but now what?
He just plays halo

Rob does Love Star Wars
Whats His M.O.? Dishabille
Lounges like a pro

Domo? U.S.C.
He graduated in May
Cannot find a job

Concerning money,
You will get nothing from D
I dare you to try

Just as the song goes
Jake is a nerd, however
He is freaking rich

John is still in class
Always at the library
Has sex with his bike

The group Mormon? Bo
Normally you can find him,
Junk Jousting with John

Chobes is our cop
He may come off as Asian
But has mad hook ups

It is rare to see
Gavin’s face out with T.T.
He’s hilarious

Mikey C is gone
U.S.D. is now his home
We miss him dearly

Go to a mountain
See Minh tearin up the slopes

Who'd guess he’s Asian

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